Good morning. I'm Judgment. I begin your tutelage today. Did you bring an apple for me? You didn't, did you? Oh, I knew you wouldn't do it! Why did I get my hopes up?
You know, I would have understood if I had asked you for something fancy, like a fruit salad, but even those come in portable plastic cuppies. You've let me down today, old chum!
I can tell this is going to be a difficult year already ...
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